Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Anniethology One Liner Wednesday

You have one line or less, what would you say to Santa?

25 comments:

  1. If I am talking to Santa, I need to up my dosage.

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  2. "Can big kids like me get a picture with you?"

    (I actually did say that to Santa last week...will post my picture soon!)

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  3. I want a self-cleaning house for Christmas please.

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  4. Dude, open up a self-replenishing bank account with 50 large for me, and I'll share the PIN number with you!

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  5. Don't you be reaching out that hand old man.....you may not get it back.

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  6. All I want for Christmas is Peace on Earth Or if I can't have that I'll take a Cannon EOS-1D Mark III Camera

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  7. Hand over Edward Cullen or you won't be getting any cookies from me.

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  8. I'd ask for my husband to come home from Okinawa to spend the holiday with his family!

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  9. "Do you really care if 'the stockings are hung by the chimney with care' or can they just be - ya know - hung someplace?"

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  10. "Do you stop for potty breaks when you are delivering all of those presents?"

    My kids wondered about that..they were very concerned.

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  11. "I want mah money" (like Stewie Griffin)

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  12. An official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

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  13. Did using elves to help you make toys start as a humanitarian thing or do you horde little people?

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  14. Tell the truth - have you ever greased yourself to make it down the chimney - or is that just a portion of your overall magical abilities?

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  15. How naughty is too naughty? Does it work on a sliding scale based on how bad all the kids in the world have been or is it more that there's a line in the sand you cannot cross?

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  16. If you could be another magical being (tooth fairy - Easter Bunny - etc.) who would you be?

    (I'll put myself in time out now. I've got a million questions/one liners for the man.)

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  17. You really DO smell like beef and cheese!

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  18. LOL, Mama, you are an over-achiever!

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  19. I would love for you to take 20 pounds off my body, but leave the boobs.

    Millie- "ELF"!!!!!!

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  20. I sleep with Jacob and love Edward, sorry dude.

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  21. Anonymous...you forgot "and this thing which tells time" aka a clock.

    There's you sit on a throne of lies...

    OR

    Give me Emmett or Jasper...I'd settle for either

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  22. Please let my husband keep his job...

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