If I am talking to Santa, I need to up my dosage.
You touch me, you die.
I like an older man with lots of facial hair!
"Can big kids like me get a picture with you?"(I actually did say that to Santa last week...will post my picture soon!)
I want a self-cleaning house for Christmas please.
Dude, open up a self-replenishing bank account with 50 large for me, and I'll share the PIN number with you!
Don't you be reaching out that hand old man.....you may not get it back.
All I want for Christmas is Peace on Earth Or if I can't have that I'll take a Cannon EOS-1D Mark III Camera
Hand over Edward Cullen or you won't be getting any cookies from me.
I'd ask for my husband to come home from Okinawa to spend the holiday with his family!
"Do you really care if 'the stockings are hung by the chimney with care' or can they just be - ya know - hung someplace?"
"Do you stop for potty breaks when you are delivering all of those presents?"My kids wondered about that..they were very concerned.
"I want mah money" (like Stewie Griffin)
An official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.
Did using elves to help you make toys start as a humanitarian thing or do you horde little people?
Tell the truth - have you ever greased yourself to make it down the chimney - or is that just a portion of your overall magical abilities?
How naughty is too naughty? Does it work on a sliding scale based on how bad all the kids in the world have been or is it more that there's a line in the sand you cannot cross?
If you could be another magical being (tooth fairy - Easter Bunny - etc.) who would you be?(I'll put myself in time out now. I've got a million questions/one liners for the man.)
You really DO smell like beef and cheese!
LOL, Mama, you are an over-achiever!
I would love for you to take 20 pounds off my body, but leave the boobs.Millie- "ELF"!!!!!!
I sleep with Jacob and love Edward, sorry dude.
Anonymous...you forgot "and this thing which tells time" aka a clock.There's you sit on a throne of lies...ORGive me Emmett or Jasper...I'd settle for either
i can explain.....
Please let my husband keep his job...
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