(Scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch the record)
You heard me. Obama Claus!
The other night I woke up from a horrible dream. Obama wanted to give everyone in America a bicycle for Christmas and the Payne family had to buy them.
The voice in my nightmare went like this,
"Obama is giving everyone a bicycle for Christmas and it's YOUR turn to pay."
The Payne Family is going to pay for other people's healthcare, abortions, and failed businesses, but bicycles?!
Mr. President Elect, that's where I draw the line.