Yeah, so.....just for fun I listened to it. I was hoping to hear your voice but instead got a robot lady voice that doesn't know what a question mark is and instead asks the question where the periods are! Oh, that was great! Thanks for sharing!
Yeah....I knew I liked S.A.M. I like a lime green...for accent decor....not for wearing. Crocs are strictly house and garden wear around here. My sis-in-my-heart bought a pair while shopping with me, and I made her swear she would never wear them in public.....like NEVER....she agreed....I haven't seen her in them in public yet....I told her I would embarrass her big time if I did.....and believe me, I could do it!
So basicallys I had to be escorted out of McDonalds -- again -- becuz I "assaulted" the boy takin my order. Its true I smacked him upside the head when he said he would have to charge me fo the extra McNugget dippin sauces. Obviously he was a new employee and didn't recognize their best customer even though everyone shouted "Maria!" when I came through the door.
Why do I keeps comin' back? Some says it be similar to "Beatin Wife Syndrome". I says to heck wit that. I knows deep down McDonalds truly loves me.
Sweet! Can I join the muppet mafia? Is Miss Piggy the "boss"?
ReplyDeletewoohoo for first place!
ReplyDeleteOOh, I loved that: For more about this and an unpredictable variety of other topics visit. Made me smile 'cause I visit!
ReplyDelete"...Are you thinking of becoming a gardener?”. Exactly, see? even a man with no fashion sense of his own understands those crocs things.
HEY!! I wanted to be first.
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Fine, I'll be 3,4 AND 5.
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Yeah, so.....just for fun I listened to it. I was hoping to hear your voice but instead got a robot lady voice that doesn't know what a question mark is and instead asks the question where the periods are! Oh, that was great! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI envisioned you in that pin striped suit with the green muppet scarf and the white crocs. SAM really did save you from embarrassing yourself;)
ReplyDeletePicturing you as "a flower planting, Muppet murdering mobster" had me giggling!
ReplyDeleteYeah....I knew I liked S.A.M. I like a lime green...for accent decor....not for wearing. Crocs are strictly house and garden wear around here. My sis-in-my-heart bought a pair while shopping with me, and I made her swear she would never wear them in public.....like NEVER....she agreed....I haven't seen her in them in public yet....I told her I would embarrass her big time if I did.....and believe me, I could do it!
ReplyDeleteSo basicallys I had to be escorted out of McDonalds -- again -- becuz I "assaulted" the boy takin my order. Its true I smacked him upside the head when he said he would have to charge me fo the extra McNugget dippin sauces. Obviously he was a new employee and didn't recognize their best customer even though everyone shouted "Maria!" when I came through the door.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I keeps comin' back? Some says it be similar to "Beatin Wife Syndrome". I says to heck wit that. I knows deep down McDonalds truly loves me.