Sunday, December 14, 2008

Annie speaks her mind: Jennifer Aniston needs to shut-up already; Part Deux

Jennifer Aniston just keeps getting classier and classier. Not only does she appear nekked on the cover of a magazine this month, she is also talking about the Pitt-Jolie kids by name. Joking about going on vacation with them and holding them.

She is a freaky-stalker-ex-wife. She's a headline grabber. She can't build a career on her "talent" alone, so she has to drag her ex and his children into it.

It looks like jealousy, plain old jealousy. Angelina Jolie is the highest paid actress in Hollywood and Brad Pitt's babymama.

And what is Jennifer? A cougar. Wasn't John Mayer like 16 went he wrote, "Your body is a wonderland?" PUKE! (I bet Tibs could answer that question.)

I am not going to go see your stupid movie, Jen! So there. Take that. I'll keep my nine bucks, thankyouverymuch!

23 comments:

  1. You are so funny! You must be a Jennifer-Hater. I am a Jennifer-Lover and think she is a great actress.

    However, I wish the drama would stop too. Obviously she was very hurt by it. In the spotlight or not - they are real people with real feelings. I hope she gets over it soon.

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  2. I TOTALLY saw that article, and thought, "hmm...I should send this to Annie"...but then forgot. She is so insane!

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  3. OK, I'm bleaching my eyeballs now...

    I didn't mind her talking about Pitt/Jolie, ONE TIME. I thought she handled it pretty well at the time, considering that Angelina is a major homewrecker. But now, she needs to end it.

    She doesn't seem to understand that even if you show up naked on the cover of GQ, once you do a mom movie, that's it. You're a mom.

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  4. That cover photo is scandalous. Does she really think she's hiding much? I think she's getting desperate. Do you think anyone is going to see her movie? I don't see her having chemistry with Owen Wilson at all...

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  5. Every time I see a snippet of an interview with her in a commerical for "Extra," "ET," etc. I hear your voice in my head "Jennifer Anniston needs to Shut-up already!" I must agree. Though I usually think that about anyone who uses their celebrity to speak ill of others as a means to get tickets or books sold. And isn't she back together with JM? Doesn't it annoy him that she keeps talking about her ex? She could be a good/serious actress if she focused on that, but how are we supposed to take her seriously when she does things like pose nood and talk trash? Uggh!

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  6. Tsk tsk, no Christmas card for you this year Jen.

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  7. When I saw that article the first time, I totally thought of you and wondered if you would put her in her place!

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  8. Get over him already and move on. Posing nekked is NOT moving on. It's tasteless.

    She doesn't really look happy and I can't imagine that her parents are either.

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  9. I recently rented that movie she did with Kevin Costner. I want that hour and a half of my life back.

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  10. Maybe it's Brad. Maybe he has a strange power that turns women into freaky, stalker x-wives or baby collecting, anorexics. I know I'm running out and getting every sane women I know a,'Brad,I know you want this, but Back the Hell off!' T-shirt .

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  11. I really think that she is trying to get more money! It really makes me sad that she stooped to this low level.

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  12. It's me, the Holiday Armadillo!

    Since I used to date Rachel, her naked magazine cover was a tad... disturbing. She used to assume that pose with the necktie a LEEETLE more often then I want to mention.

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  13. Just like conversations surrounding all things Twilight, I again am in the dark. I count on you, dear Annie, to keep me up to date on tabloid news.
    I read the dog book, and can't imagine it being a movie that would be any good at all.

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  14. Finally other people are on the not-lovin' the Rachel bandwagon. I have been saying she is off ever since Friends!

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  15. I wear a necktie like that all of the time..suddenly Jennifer does it and everybody notices. (kidding,I'm not a ho)

    Amen to the whole post.

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  16. you know you kinda look like jennifer?

    anyway, is it bad form if i steal your christmas note idea, up above? If i give you a few days before doing so? You know, not steal your thunder, right off the bat.
    is that bad blogging form?

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  17. Ack! I have a better nose. Really. It's one of my assets. I should sell pictures of my nose to plastic surgeons to show their patients what a fabulous nose should look like.

    I took the "guestbook" from Marcia at Joy is my Goal. Take it, use it, enjoy it. I'll come sign it. Noboby owns the Internets, well... maybe Al Gore owns a little of it.

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  18. Stopping by to say have a blessed and very Merry Christmas! ♥ Hugs :) Shauna

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  19. Yeah- I thought it was lame that she joked about their kids. LAME.

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  20. Jennifer Aniston sans clothes? I'd worry that her shoulders would slice off the magazine cover.

    That girl could use some curves. She can have mine, I have plenty to spare!

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  21. Couldn't agree with you more.

    Even though i did give her and John my blessing.

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  22. I've never been a huge fan of her movies. I always kinda thought her head was too big figuratively speaking from the whole friends thursday night dynasty, and even on that show I thought her character was waaaaay too whiny!

    When I read your post I couldn't help but think "she's a supa-freak supa-freak"

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