Sunday, September 26, 2010
WANTED: PreFerably AliVe, RolE ModeLs
I am taking applications for roles models. The only pay is my eternal adoration. I know it's not much, but people have told me that I am really good at giving compliments and if you like someone telling you how wonderful you are, perhaps you should apply. Admittedly, my standards are impossibly high, but I know the right role models are out there somewhere. Sucking up is commensurate with experience. The more experience, the more sucking up. Only the fabulous need apply.
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ReplyDeleteGood luck with that! LOL
ReplyDeletexo
ReplyDeleteI could TOTALLY be a Tootsie Roll Model! You should just see the way I can chow down on those scrumptious chocolate-y things! But I can do even BETTER with the vanilla ones...just hand me a bag full of them, and I can make it disappear like magic! ;)
ReplyDeleteSooo...do I get the job? Tee hee!
I would never set my self up as one because I am so far from perfect and I am still learning but since you are asking I'll take you on as my apprentice hahaha:)LOL you are so fun I love your randomness
ReplyDeleteAlice, you're hired!
ReplyDeleteMissy- I know! Right?!
ReplyDeleteGlitters- Much needed. Tanks.
ReplyDeleteNancy- You know you had the job. You've been on the job going on 4 yrs. I wish we lived closer.
ReplyDeleteMarcia- I'm sure there are some very valuable lessons you could teach me. Know anything about chopping vegetables?
ReplyDeleteI want my vote to go to Nancy.
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