Sunday, May 4, 2008

Annie's Celebrity Shake Down

I've been told more than a half dozen times that I remind people of the princess from Enchanted. Big hair, check. Pointy nose, check. Sings while cleaning, check!

Don't try to dress him up and make him something he's not. I don't want to see Jim with Mandy
Moore. I don't want to see him play football with George Clooney. I just want Jim to be Jim, be Pam's fiancee, look at the camera and shrug his shoulders. That's it. That's all. No more. Just let Jim be Jim.
If Mariah would just read my e-mails, she would know that I don't think marrying Nick Cannon was a good idea. Girlfriend, I'll be here for ya when it all falls apart. That's what BFF's are for.

17 comments:

  1. you're hilarious.
    That Princess is really pretty... so take it as a compliment-- afterall, you are one beautiful lady!

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  2. I hope you don't clean with cockroaches and NYC sewer rats, though. The rest is good. I really heart Jim, too. Especially the imitation proposals he's been throwing at Pam lately. Hey, any more Hawaii shots???

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  3. AND you're mormon, check!

    i loved that girl in enchanted. i love jim halpert. no comment on mariah carey.

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  4. I just want Jim to be with Pam too! I thought he was a terrible match up with Mandy Moore. They just didn't have any chemistry!

    Do you cut girly dresses out of your curtains too? ;)

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  5. I haven't seen Enchanted yet, but I'll think of you when I do.

    Ditto on Jim.

    Not to say that huge age gaps can't or don't work out, but yeah...

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  6. Posts like these are part of what makes you so nice.

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  7. Jim's a hottie. And I want to be an awesome seamstress like Giselle - that girl can crank out the clothes.

    Did Mariah get married again? "If we have a baby, we won't be the baby anymore," Mariah.

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  8. (And by "baby" I mean "jailbait husband")

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  9. When I saw Enchanted I leaned over to Sei and said "It's Annie!!"

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  10. I wonder what Jim would look like with short hair?

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  11. I don't like to see Jim as anything but Jim either... too bad he's been typecast... but he's so good as Jim!

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  12. I always knew you were a princess. Not everyone can do the video-cams you have so beautifully. When I say everybody I mean me and a few others I mean.

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  13. you are the girl from enchanted!

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  14. you are seriously so funny!

    AI tonight lady!

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  15. Wait a second!
    Are Jim and Pam ENGAGED?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have missed so many episodes of teh office. Tell me, I must know!

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  16. Do you regularly clean house with vermin? Tee hee! ;)

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