Saturday, September 20, 2008

I was for Martha Stewart, before I was against her.

Today was a lazy Saturday at Casa de Payne.

Boy #2 said that this weekend was a "total waste" because we didn't even play teetherball. (Side prayer: Please God, let Boy #2's idea of a good weekend forever remain a game of teetherball. Amen.)

The most useful thing I accomplished was cleaning out the list of recordings on my DVR. Summer Olympics, deleted. "Tabatha's Salon Takeover," deleted.

I also caught up on a few Martha Stewart episodes. Did you see the one she did this past week on blogging?

Now, I felt like worlds collided when she had Charo on her show, in a good way. But, one of her people needs to be fired for booking Perez Hilton as a guest! I know! Perez Hilton sitting side by side with Martha? It's like sitting M*rilyn Mans*n down next to a basket of newborn puppies.

I have to believe that Martha has never wasted one minute of her life on his blog, because if she had, she would have never talked with him about his "magic white pen." They showed a picture of her, from his blog, where Perez had written in his "magic white pen,"

"Domestic diva!"

She thought it was charming. Martha, really? Did any of your high paid assistants bother to tell you what he usually writes (and draws) with his white pen?

I don't think so.

Girlfriend, I stood by you when you went to Alderson, but watching you sit stool to stool, sipping lemon water with Perez Hilton...?

You been tainted, Girl. You been tainted.

22 comments:

  1. I still have like 3 hours of the Olympics I need to delete, thanks for the reminder.

    Wow Martha, that "magic white pen" of his has really bad manners.
    Naughty!!

    I am so not voting for her anymore.

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  2. she bugs me.
    i was totally surprised to see perez on there too! she's obviously clueless.

    oh + hi :) i was here. again.

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  3. Who is Perez? Is he Paris' brother? I don't get out much.

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  4. Ok, just wiki'ed him and he looks like a total perv in that picture. Gag.

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  5. NCS- "Bad manners" is right!

    A.M.- Good to read you, again.

    E-dub - the fact that you had to Wiki Perez Hilton makes me love you even more. I didn't think that was possible.

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  6. Yeah....had to Wiki him too....at first I thought you were talking about Paris...but trying to prevent google pops from people googling her.....then I thought it was a typo when you said his, and figured your meant "this".....then I thought....maybe this is someone else.....guess I don't get out either.....and here I thought I was so hip....dang-it!

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  7. SoDak- You are not missing anything except for the red hot poker you will need to gouge your eyes out after perusing his blog.

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  8. Oh good, I haven't read his blog either. I had heard of him, though. I'm trying to think of who told me about him.

    *happy my eyes won't need the red hot poker treatment*

    I covet Martha's dish stash. I WANT all those dishes and linens.

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  9. Gimme, gimme, gimme!

    I need, I need, I need, I need!

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  10. Now, when he says "white pen," is he talking about something else?

    (cringing)

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  11. Is Martha Stewart still on TV??


    (I think perez hilton might be gay)

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  12. Wow, my bloggy friends are a bunch of Puritans, in a good way.

    Well then, Ladies, let this post serve as a warning to you not to read Perez Hilton's blog for fear of hellfire and damnation.

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  13. Martha Stewart was my daugters faviorte tv show when she was about 3-4. So instead of cartoons we watched Martha STewart. She would say " Want to be just like her" Thank heavens she grew out of that!

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  14. Perass Hilton on Martha's show is indeed tainting. For shame Martha!

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  16. Sorry Karla,

    Although I agreed with your comment, I had to delete it.

    Spammers scan blogs for "keywords" so that they can send you e-mail that they think you might be interested in.

    I don't want any e-mails about E.D.

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  17. I can't believe that she is still on tv!!! Won't that woman just go away???

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  18. My (gay) brother in law used to work with Perez. He (Perez) got fired because all he did was waste time on celebrity sites!!

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  19. I totally had to sit and think about what "E.D." stands for. eep.

    On the other hand, that's probably a good thing.

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  20. Martha lost my interest a long time ago. Probably somewhere around the time my kiddies commandeered the tv during the day for Sesame Street and such. But yeah...the Perez Hilton thing would have lost me too. Strange...

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  21. I have no idea who the guy is...and I'm thinking that's a very good thing!

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