There are three famous females that I idolize. Not just idolize, I consider them to be my close personal friends, even though they don't return my phone calls. I would even say that a part of them lives inside of me.So when my inner females don't agree, it hurts.
When a couple of my inner females have thinly veiled contempt for one of my other females, how do I metabolize the loathing within myself?
I hate it when they gang up on each other. Two of the females don't want the other anywhere near
the government. But if she is not in the government, where else is she going to go? TV, that's where! And they definitely don't want her in their realm, either.
I love all my inner females. I want them to love and respect each other, too. I can't turn my back on any of them, just like I could not turn my back on myself.
I hate it when they gang up on each other. Two of the females don't want the other anywhere near
the government. But if she is not in the government, where else is she going to go? TV, that's where! And they definitely don't want her in their realm, either.I love all my inner females. I want them to love and respect each other, too. I can't turn my back on any of them, just like I could not turn my back on myself.
Maybe if one of them would call me, we could work this out.
Your inner females need chocolate.
ReplyDeleteCan't we all just get along? C'mon ladies,group hug!
ReplyDeleteI vote for chocolate as well.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking the inner females to Sam's Club. I'm sure we can all agree on something there.
ReplyDeleteWould it help to know that your first pictured inner female lives at my mom's house most of the time and the other one lives in mine and separation does make the heart grow fonder.
ReplyDeleteNo? Work with me here. It's all I've got.
Sounds like a good recipe for a rousing game of mud football. Just a thought...although it might be a little cold for that?
ReplyDeleteI say get rid of the first one pictured...the other two are basically the same person.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinkin' roller derby....
ReplyDeletei always like to go for the underdog and i think you do too.
ReplyDeleteso, let's look at the situation together....
who's the odd man (gal) out?
that's right it's Sarah...
just go with sarah and let's have a little exorcism and get those other two spirits out!
One of those women has no children. I say get rid of her.
ReplyDeleteWhat I am wondering is, why do two of your 'inner females" think they are qualified to comment on the government, they get paid to be on T.V. they have no experience in government, your third (and best inner female) is quite qualified , she is a classy lady, and the other two are mean opinionated jerks. I will never watch Oprah or Tina Fey again, I will however buy, watch, record anything that has to do with Sarah Palin. She has shown such dignity and has been a great example of professionalism while the other two have shown they are elitists and have nothing in common with the regular man/ or woman in this case :)
ReplyDeleteamy- I am taking applications to replace my inner females. You interested?
ReplyDeleteHi Annie!
ReplyDeleteHope all is well there with you. Tell those inner females to shhhhh. :)
{{{hugs}}}}
Don't worry, the strongest inner female will eat the other two.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha.. SURE!
ReplyDeleteWatch this video and see which of your inner females laughs. THAT is the one you need to keep:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive
Because, after all, a sense of humor is everything.
Three is always a crowd. Kick them all to the curb. Then we will take a girl trip.
ReplyDeleteThat is quite a group you've got there. Do your inner females get confused when one dresses up like the other and pretends to be her on Saturday Night?
ReplyDeleteI hope you found some chocolate at Sams Club to calm them!
LOL! I know some people hate "LOL", but I really am laughing out loud! I hope you don't mind me stalking your blog, but you crack me up, and then the comments are always just as amusing.
ReplyDeleteAt this point in #1's life, I have to think she causes you a lot of inner trumoil. #2 is pretty iffy too. #3 is just right though. Plus, she has a new $150,000 wardrobe ;-) And I bet she would let you borrow some. That's what friends are for, right?
Cheers
You know how I feel about the first one, so I'll keep my mouth cerrada. Your second makes me laugh until I cry and the third one reminds me of you :)
ReplyDeleteMy inner female must love these shoes
See? I am easy ;)
I know how your feeling. I can help send chocolate! Think that is a great idea. Wish they would all get along.
ReplyDeleteOh the answer just came to me. Lets get them on Dr.Phil. I know he can help them work it out. LOL
ReplyDeleteI say kick Oprah to the curb
ReplyDeleteSo pretty much I am bowing to Amy right now. No joke.
ReplyDeleteJust curious if you had even heard about Palin before this summer, or if she's new to your inner fems?
ReplyDeleteI learned about Palin when most of the country did.
ReplyDeleteI had an emotional reaction to her. I literally cried on my couch when she received the nomination.
My parents came over that afternoon and we painted the upstairs hallway and talked about how much we loved her.
She gave me hope to believe that my loftiest dreams are not that far out of reach.
Judge Marilyn Milan is a close contender to replacing one of the other females.
Anon, thanks for asking. It was nice to relive that day.
Amy is BOMB! :)
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