Friday, September 21, 2007

"Hello? Tom? Katie? It's me, Annie. Can I come in?"

This weekend we are going to Telluride with Carronin and clan. Last week Snowmass, this week Telluride! Woot!
While I am there I am going to knock and Mr. and Mrs. Cruises' door and hope to get invited in for dinner. I will make some iron clad promises in order to secure my invite:
I promise there will be no inappropriate touching, like the time when Liz Taylor came over.I promise to not look you directly in the eyes without permission.
I promise to take off my shoes before jumping on the sofa.
I promise not to write a book about it, "Dinner with Suri" Chapter 3: That baby is fussy eater. She refuses to eat sushi.
I promise to carry a purse that coordinates with Suri's outfit.
I promise to finally rent Mission Impossible 3.
I promise that I will carry my own dishes to the sink. Nobody needs to wait on me.
I promise to only ask for JT's number once or twice, in case you didn't hear me the first time.

Please, Mr. and Mrs. Cruise. I promise to be a charming and attentive dinner guest. Please let me in when I come knocking.
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Wish me luck!

27 comments:

  1. aubreySeptember 21, 2007 at 10:29 AM

    i have never been first in my bloglife. i better hurry.

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  2. aubreySeptember 21, 2007 at 10:30 AM

    ok. so, i double dog dare you to knock on their door. how could they resist the loverly charms of the annie? i really don't think it's possible.

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  3. MelissaSeptember 21, 2007 at 10:35 AM

    Can you take a hidden camera with you? You can't deny your bloggy public a first hand account filled with candid photos!

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  4. YvonneSeptember 21, 2007 at 10:35 AM

    I'll triple dare you. And you must promise not to discuss post partum depression--well, maybe Tom would like that. (I'm glad you didn't promise not to take pictures ; )

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  5. KellySeptember 21, 2007 at 10:49 AM

    Ah, but do you promise to convert to Scientology? I think that's the dealbreaker.

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  6. b.September 21, 2007 at 11:36 AM

    ditto kelly, yvonne, and aubrey. But I don't want no pictures. I wonder when they will put their "Hot Geeks of Scientology" Calendar out?

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  7. MillieSeptember 21, 2007 at 11:47 AM

    Be sure and ask Katie if Jen is really dead.

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  8. SuzanneSeptember 21, 2007 at 11:52 AM

    Just make sure that Tom isn't skating around the house with his socks on and no pants!!! :D

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  9. HeffalumpSeptember 21, 2007 at 11:58 AM

    Are you sure you can make it to the front door? Don't they have some kind of secret service for the stars kind of people?
    Good luck!

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  10. Tori :)September 21, 2007 at 12:31 PM

    See if you really can fit a quarter sideways up Tom's nostril. It's ginormous.

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  11. NanetteSeptember 21, 2007 at 1:43 PM

    This might be a dumb question, but who is JT?

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  12. AmandaSeptember 21, 2007 at 1:59 PM

    Good luck! Maybe you can tell them you are on official Mile High Mamma's business. That should impress them! :D

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  13. TamaSeptember 21, 2007 at 2:00 PM

    Good luck! Who is JT? I want to go to Telluride. My brother is working up there and said that it is BEAUTIFUL right now. Have fun!

    (P.S. Visit my blog before you go.)

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  14. DeenaSeptember 21, 2007 at 2:11 PM

    The best idea would be for you to shoot your next vlog in their hallway bathroom.

    You could do it documentary style, show us what they have to read, what kind of hand soap they offer, and what's in the medicine cabinet.

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  15. Super Happy GirlSeptember 21, 2007 at 2:51 PM

    KEWL!!!
    I've heard he's 13 inches tall. Would you please prove/disprove this rumor?
    Gracias.

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  16. *katieSeptember 21, 2007 at 3:04 PM

    So funny. You make me laugh every time I read your blog. And so do your commenters. Everyone is so witty. Have fun!

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  17. LisaSeptember 21, 2007 at 4:49 PM

    I think you could score a visit with your new Mile High Mama's! Your people should contact their people and there you go. Awesome!

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  18. Nancy FaceSeptember 21, 2007 at 6:54 PM

    I agree with Melissa...WE MUST HAVE PICTURES!!! Have fun! :D

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  19. Busy Bee LaurenSeptember 21, 2007 at 7:30 PM

    I bet if I stood next to Tom I would intimidate him bigtime. I am only 800 feet tall and is what? A baby..that's what he is. I squish him.

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  20. MillieSeptember 22, 2007 at 10:53 AM

    I'm guessing that JT is Justin Timberlake. Am I right????

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  21. UnknownSeptember 22, 2007 at 5:57 PM

    The correct answer is fellow Scientologist, John Travolta.

    Picture/s to come.

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  22. Jean KneeSeptember 22, 2007 at 6:56 PM

    you aint gettin in there, katie is probably chained down in the basement for not asking permission to speak

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  23. elasticwaistbandladySeptember 23, 2007 at 2:47 PM

    How come you didn't promise to watch Battlefield Earth and read the whole L Ron Hubbard series? Huh?

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  24. Phae-JaeSeptember 23, 2007 at 3:46 PM

    Umm..I think they should be begging dinner with you!

    Have fun:)

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  25. wendySeptember 23, 2007 at 8:30 PM

    I can't wait to see your photo on the Enquirer! Have fun!

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  26. NanetteSeptember 24, 2007 at 2:34 AM

    Ah, of course, a fellow scientologist. How silly of me not to figure that one out!

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  27. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2007 at 11:49 PM

    annie:
    you are too cute. this was funny. and i will mail you the "mission impossible 3" DVD if you really want it. i know we will never see it again. just let me know if you want it (my email is enabled). thanks for the laugh, kathleen :)

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