While I am there I am going to knock and Mr. and Mrs. Cruises' door and hope to get invited in for dinner. I will make some iron clad promises in order to secure my invite:
I promise there will be no inappropriate touching, like the time when Liz Taylor came over.I promise to not look you directly in the eyes without permission.
I promise to take off my shoes before jumping on the sofa.
I promise not to write a book about it, "Dinner with Suri" Chapter 3: That baby is fussy eater. She refuses to eat sushi.
I promise to carry a purse that coordinates with Suri's outfit.
I promise to finally rent Mission Impossible 3.I promise that I will carry my own dishes to the sink. Nobody needs to wait on me.
I promise to only ask for JT's number once or twice, in case you didn't hear me the first time.
Please, Mr. and Mrs. Cruise. I promise to be a charming and attentive dinner guest. Please let me in when I come knocking.
Wish me luck!