Friday, August 10, 2007

Equality Now!

This is Jessica Holmes. She is a comedic actress. We were missionary companions. Now I am a Triple M (Mom, Mortage, Mini-Van) and she is famous in Canada. I'll only say this once...okay maybe twice and I will repeat myself if someone didn't hear me the first two timmes. When we were together, I was the funny one.





P.S Dear Jessica, Why do your people keep sending my letters back? All I want is an 8 x 10 autographed glossy. How hard is that? Why are you being so selfish? Remember that time when we were in Venezuela and you were really hot and I let you use my fan? Huh? Huh? Remember that? I thought you did! I'm sorry, that came out really mean. Call me.

18 comments:

  1. I have no doubt that you were th funny one!

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  2. Those are great clips :) I hope you get your glossy 8x10 soon

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  3. I just saw this yesterday (monthly man) on the Novasure website!!
    How did ya'll get any work done??

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  4. Oh my heavens! That monthly man is the best! So funny!

    Happy Days.

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  5. You're way funnier.....I'm just sayin'.

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  6. Monthly Man. HA!

    How big was this fan you let her use? (I need to know tomake an informed decision).

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  7. EW-Funny you should ask. We did joke around a lot and do impressions for each other.
    We spent two months together. We were taken out of our first town early because someone tried to break into our house while we were home.

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  8. NCS- A banana leaf sized fan and I feed her grapes. Ungrateful.

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  9. You served in Venezuela?? So did Sei! What years??

    I'm sure you are funnier- and cuter for sure. Hmphf!

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  10. Let me get this right, just so you don't have to say it again. You were the funny one. You are always the funny one. I must remember that.

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  11. No Monthly Man for Papi. I'm not about to share any ice cream with him on my 'special' days.

    You could knock her out by flipping your fabulous and voluminour hair, Annie. that Jessica chick has no oomph oozing out of her follicles like you.

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  12. She probably isn't answering her mail because she is afraid someone will see your great hair and also find out you are the funny one and she will be out of a job.

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  13. I could so flush that Jessica for you, Annie. You say the word, and I'm on it.

    You know I got the super-industrial goods to do the job right too. One flush is all it takes because double flushers are for the weak.

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  14. Hmmmph! How quickly some people forget! Who does she think she is, anyway?

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  15. I bet if you stalked her enough, she'd sign the restraining order herself. Then you could get her autograph.

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  16. What do we want?
    Equality!!
    When do we want it?
    NOW!

    Not really.

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  17. Thinking of you and your weekend guests. :)

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  18. ewww I would be ticked if I had a mission comp do this to me. dosen't it make you want to telll her dirty secrets that she told you on christmas eve when you guys had nothing better to do but sit around and gossip about your own lives

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