Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Anniethology on Idol: I don't know, dawg... plus, more "Idol, whooz ur daddy?"

This guy is gone for sure. I'd bet my Idol fanatic reputation on it.

He should have channeled his progenitor, may Andy Gibb rest in peace, a little more. He has a Bee Gee-esque voice, for whining out loud! Why, oh why didn't he sing "How Deep is Your Love?"

(photo formatted and sanitized for your protection)

Luke's performance was even more girly than Danny Noriega's, if that is possible. Tainted love is right. That hip shimmy Danny pulled just about put an eye out or at least that what I felt like doing at that moment.

"My eyes, my eyes, my innocent eyes. I'll never be the same."
I will reiterate what I said before: It's a shame they will draw equally from the guys and the girls to create the Top 12.
As for the the other guy whose A.I. journey will end Thursday night, your guess is as good as mine. So, what's your guess, who else will go home?


  1. I'll watch it tomorrow morning and get back to you. In the meantime, do you think Luke looks like Orl@ndo Bloom?

  2. I would say so.


    Copy and paste to see this "separated at birth" photo of Orlando.

    Sorry, I am too lazy to make a link, tonight.

    I can't tell you how hard it was to find a pic of Orlando smiling. Maybe he doesn't like his teeth.

  3. I thought the same things about Luke. Based on performance alone, I'd say it's hasta la pasta to Danny. I also think that once it's 6 guys and 6 girls, the girls are going to start dropping off like flies! The top 3 will be men. Didn't you find Simon particularly agreeable and complimentary tonight???

  4. (sigh) I love Andy Gibb.

    But I don't love that picture. "Put on your grandma's new outfit, then open it up so we can still see you're a man... and kind of flop over to the side a little so you look all casual and funky... now smile..."

  5. I agree, Luke's gone. He's cute though.
    Hoss walked in right as Danny did the shimmy and goes, "Did he just...???" Then he made a gagging noise and almost threw up.

    The former male stripper did good.

    I missed Archuleta's.

    I'd bet Jacuzzi's going home too.

  6. Yeah, I thought Simon was very complimentary tonight.
    The cute dreds guy wasn't that great and Simon thought it was "Brilliant!"

  7. I think Luke looks like a mix of Luke Perry and Orlando Bloom...

    I still need to watch last nite's show...

    I always show Sei your "Who's your daddy?" posts. LOL!

  8. Andy Gibb looks like a woman in that pic (except, of course, for the chest hair) and I like the Bee Gees.

  9. I'm with Millie. I was going to be grosser, though. Like maybe he wanted to be done with the pic b/c he was having major abdominal cramps and was about to have an "ooops I crapped my pants!" moment.

  10. Ok, I just watched Danny's performance and I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Is he really a "he"?

  11. tori, I was wondering the same thing.

    And that picture of Orlando...they are totally separated at birth. Danny is gone. That will leave three Davids in the top 6 boys.

  12. David N. is fierce. He's just being himself. Not like that David H.

  13. I think he's a perfect mix of Andy Gibb and Luke Perry. And maybe George Michael cuz of the scruff.

  14. Danny will probably go tonight, but I wish that gay stripper dude would go instead. No matter how good he sings all I can think when I see him now is, he is a gay stripper, gross.

    Like b. I didn't get why the judges loved Dred's song so much. I've never heard that song before.

    My favorite song of the night was the Rock/Emo version of Hello. I give it a TOUCHDOWN!

  15. What has been seen... cannot be unseen.

  16. So glad you edited that picture. Ew.

  17. I thought Andy Gibb was so cute when I was a foolish teenager. Now I'm a foolish mom who can't believe she just admitted that.


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