Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Mother's Day gift that keeps on giving

Secret Agent Man has never been much for giving gifts. I accept this about him. There are things that he accepts about me, too. But, he's never tried to kill me before.



This morning after finishing my Mother's Day Omelette, lovingly prepared by Secret Agent Man:

Me: Why is this lunch meat in the trash?

Him: Because it's old.

Me: Is that the same ham that was in my omelette?

Him: Maybe.

Me: Did you just give me diarrhea for Mother's Day?!

Him: We'll find out in a couple hours.

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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 10, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Well.....was that your present? Good luck with that!

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  2. SoDak AngelMay 10, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    That is outstanding! Mister and S.A.M. must be on the same page, I got an omlet too....but I know he bought the ham last night....good luck with the rita's...and stuff.

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  3. mCatMay 10, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Niiiiiiiice. Only a man could do that good a job! I begged off breakfast and gave strict instructions for dinner....

    Happy Mother's day friend!

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  4. Nancy FaceMay 10, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    We're laughing so hard, I think I just spit all over the computer screen! :D

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  5. PedalingMay 10, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    it was the thought that counts, right.

    oh, wait- scratch that.

    i am sure you are loved and appreciated with your every breath!

    hope your day is happy.

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  6. Awesome MomMay 10, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Lol!!!!!

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  7. HeffalumpMay 10, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    Nothing says I love you like a little food poisoning!

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  8. christyMay 10, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    I saw you at church...so either it was okay or the food poisening hadn't hit yet. Hope it's the first:)

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  9. UnknownMay 10, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    It' didn't take two hours... it took 6.5.

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  10. Coordination QueenMay 10, 2009 at 8:14 PM

    That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I had to start over twice reading to my husband because I couldn't stop laughing! Hope you are feeling better though.

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  11. Fragrant LiarMay 10, 2009 at 9:08 PM

    Aw, how thoughtful of S.A.M.

    I think.

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  12. Busy Bee LaurenMay 11, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    So, did you get the diarreahz?

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  13. Boy MomMay 11, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    You are so funny!

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  14. Super Happy GirlMay 13, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    Well, S.A.M., now you have no alibi!

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  15. Chad, Mindy and girlsMay 15, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    You are HILARIOUS!! I am "ugly laughing" right now (you know, nostrils flared and teeth exposed) As a side note, Father's Day is coming up...revenge?!? hehe

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  16. SuzanneMay 17, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    LOL!!! So Annie, did you end up being o.k. or stuck near the bathroom all day?

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