Due to the success of last year's "Idol, Whooz ur daddy?" posts, the budget has gone up for this season. I am a busy woman who doesn't have the time for such frivolous analysis, so have acquired the help of a macheen to do the DNA matches for me. I put pictures of the contestants in the macheen and it provides the closest possible matches. I have to say the that macheen is a lot more brutal than I ever was. Sometimes the macheen is unable to find DNA matches for the Idols with actual people, so it will pick cartoon characters, animals, or inanimate objects.
This contestant is already gone-ja. She'll have to go home and cry on the shoulders of her daddy, Axl, and her mommy, Rainbow Bright.
Is Julie Brown sitting in Pee Wee's playhouse?
I don't understand this one. The macheen picked a crab and a brown belt. What's up with that? Something must be wrong with the wiring. I may need to look into that.
Fortunately, I know my Bollywood. Anoop, has been matched with Bollywood superstar Abhishek Bachchan and a laundry basket.
Lucky, lucky Adam. He has been matched with Monchichi, much like our boy "Archie" was last year and Michael "Hey kids rock and roll" Damian. Who wouldn't want to look like Michael Damian? Hello?!
i am proud to say i have decoded the message match up in bikini girls lookalike.
ReplyDeleteand i remember damian from years ago on the young and the restless.
now, was not that aCapella group number the best?-i'm still learning the names, was it danny? the guy who's wife died a few months ago who with his friend-did they not rock, or what.
also the big cute burly guy....my faves so far!
I don't know if I'd want to look LIKE Michael Damian, but I don't mind looking AT Michael Damian. And that laundry basket had me laughing so hard I choked on my lunch.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for more!
I remember Michael Damian from Y&R too! Uh-huh.
ReplyDeleteI think I have a laundry basket way back on my family tree somewhere...
...and i bet it smells like cotton candy!!
ReplyDeleteI don't watch AI, but I love to read everyone's analysis.
ReplyDeleteThat must be some machine ; )
It has been my experience that the macheen doesn't lie.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
I saw Monchichis for sale at Safeway a couple of months ago. I didn't know that not only are they back, they are procreating!
ReplyDeleteI had a Monchichi.
ReplyDeleteGreat mixes, I look forward to more:)
You have done outdid yo'self!
ReplyDeleteBuh-rilliant!
I am so confused....
ReplyDeleteOh my, that macheen is brillian. I can't believe David Osmond didn't advance....SURELY he can sing as well as many of those bozos who were picked. come on
ReplyDeleteDANNY!!! I love Danny and Monchichi. I know he has a real name...but he'll always be Danny. :)
ReplyDeleteLol! I needed a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteI like your macheen!
ReplyDeleteLaundry baskets (full of laundry none-the-less), belts and a crab?! Wow!
ReplyDeleteThey've got some strange heritage there.
I see it! I see it now. There is a face on her bikini bottom that looks like the crabs face. That is some macheen!
ReplyDeleteYou are my hero.
ReplyDeleteThis post made me laugh outloud. I also adore your lobster blog.
ReplyDeleteThis is hands down my favorite post. Ever.
ReplyDeleteI love the fancy macheen!!!!
ReplyDeleteI do believe there's more material in that brown belt than there is on bikini girl's entire body. :0
ReplyDeleteA LAUNDRY BASKET?
ReplyDeleteThat one had me busting out laughing! :D